The Askook Township Snake Wars - Keith Pepperell - Bog

Pastor Bonkerr and his snake handling brethren from The Askook Pentecostal Church are up in arms when local exotic dancer Trixie Labelle at Miss Kitty's Titties and Biscuits introduces Glenda, a ten foot Columbian boa constrictor into her act. Mayhem and The Askook Snake Wars break out in the unincorporated township capped by the escape of a herd of Amish owned llamas.