The Nookie File - Will Sanders - Bog

Les Didlin wants to be a P.I. because he is fed up with low paying, dead end, and disgusting jobs. He also thinks the job might help him attract hot babes who have been completely lacking in his life. Penny PeckerPacker agrees to give Les a shot if he will also take the part time night security guard job at the retirement trailer park she owns. Tommy Longhorn takes Les under his wing and Les learns some valuable skills. Most are in the 'how not to do something catagory'. Francine and Fanny who also work for Penny guide Les through a few escapades and his ability to take a few hard knocks serves him well. Les eventually stirs up the wrath of the nortorious Nookie sisters and he butts heads with them on several occasions. The most unsettling thing about them is they have him on their short list of who to kidnapp next for their sexual adventures. The case comes to a head when Les is the only one who can rescue the PeckerPacker team from the Nookies.