The Pineys - Tony DiGerolamo - Bog

Trekking to the Jersey Shore has been a Piney right of passage for untold centuries and the Galloway cousins are no exception. But when people start disappearing in the quaint South Jersey town of Ocean Haven, the cousins must hunt down a creature that makes Lucy the Elephant look small!But to Hemingway, the boardwalk is all about reliving his romanticized version of his childhood. For Milton, it's an agonizing replay of a past relationship when he runs into an ex. While Lewis and Shelly begin to sense that their free vacation is a strange trap set by the quiet townsfolk.So grab your Mack and Manco's pizza, bring your Skee Ball tickets and watch out for insane cultists because in South Jersey sometimes the "deer" are boardwalk-sized!