The Southern Magi - Joseph D. Howard - Bog

High school graduation was Nolan Wylie's proudest declaration to date. (For me, it was the end of a prison sentence.) With his faithful friends, Henri and Emmett (promiscuous and feisty), he proudly planned to parade his presence in his hometown of Middlecreek, Texas (simple, little shit hole). Yet on a festive day, a hollow threat awakened a ravenous (Divine) birthright within him. Suddenly forced back to a world known as Deva Prime, the patient prowler promised to engorge every eternal incarnation. (And now, I can proudly wear my own big boy bib.) Only the Southern Magi can save Nolan now (or be the most fulfilling yet cheapest items on the menu.) But this time...I'm free...and you're in my locked cell, oh, the fresh air. (Wait...what? What are you making me do!) Just give it a little taste, and maybe you'll like this tasty treat as much as I do.