The Vikings of Owl Clan: A Seasonaire Story - M. A. Clarke - Bog

It is the year 1017, and in the heart of the Ottawa Valley, a clan of fearsome vikings has made their home. They are Owl Clan, feared throughout the land for their prowess at rafting, baking cookies, and recycling empty beer cans. This is their story. A true story full of heroism and carnage... but mostly carnage. Do not buy this book if you are a member of the public. Do not buy it if you have a fear of dragons. Do not buy it if you have come looking for a story that will inspire you, make you consider your place in the universe, or one that makes any sense. For everyone else, this is for you. * * ...It's not really, it's just some dumb story I wrote while working at Owl Rafting. Seriously, unless you're one of us, there's nothing for you to see here.