Totally Naked WerePenguins I - Christopher Beattie - Bog

This is the story of Charles Blonde; just an ordinary person living in an otherwise normal but exceptionally crowded city deep within Antarctica. Politics is scary enough, but then there are demons, a national church run by vampires, and his boss, who turns into a penguin from hell. At least he doesn't have to worry about what to wear at the start of every day.