Voyeurs - James Wharton - Bog

The Kremlin can be a very funny place when the vodka-swilling Director of Russian Intelligence steals a major's wife who claims to be an ex-nun but is actually a serial spouse murderer. Things go further awry when the Grand Duke of Aridia is assassinated by the palace parrots. "This is the work of the Americans," the colonel decides. "They are trying to take over the country and we must stop them." However, the new duke has his own his own problems. He wishes to find a wife but he is very shy, and only speaks to people by talking into a blue toy telephone. This is not very romantic. Major Koblinka must take things into his own hands and find a wife for the duke while dealing with the unhinged royal family.