You’re Not a Real Dog Owner Until… - Scott Dooley - Bog

The perfect, hilarious, must-have gift book for dog lovers everywhere. Are you a real dog owner? This book will help you find out! This book presents a delightful collection of observations about having a dog from award-winning comedian/cartoonist duo Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield. These hilarious cartoons pair New Yorker-style illustrations with relatable details about having a dog. For example, you're not a dog owner until... You have to nix the word "walk" from your vocabulary as if it holds dark magical powers. There are dog park friends who you only know by their dog's name. You've had to mediate a cease-fire between your dog and the Roomba. Your dog has "protected you loudly" from thousands of "potential intruders" who've dared to walk past your front door (Most often during Zoom calls). Your dog eats a healthier, more balanced and nutrient-rich diet than you have ever eaten in your life. You have a voice you only use with your dog You also have a voice for your dog.