Yowie Sightings - George Mitrovic - Bog

There are a multitude of reports of what are normally called Yowies, basically not that different from each other, inhabiting the forested areas of Australia.
Look at the maps and they generally occupy the dark green sections which are the mountainous forested areas.
They appear curious.
They get upset in many cases when you urinate in their territory, like any simian or hominid.
They are intrigued with people having sex, like any simian or hominid.
If I showed you a photo you would state Photoshop.
If I showed you a video, you would state CGI.
If I put one in a television studio, people would say it was fake. Part of a conspiracy.
So I can only offer patterns.
Patterns of reaction such as that to urination and love making.
Patterns of locality.
If these things were pure imagination there would be no patterning of any type and no universality of descriptions. They appear totally prosaic. Boring even.
These things are possibly the best proofs of their existence.
They are just hard to shoot let alone catch.
And they are masters of camouflage.
And why would anyone invent the smell of them?
What the maps indicate is that there are places with higher probability of sighting a Yowie. Remember that on average one in ten people report strange phenomena.
How many Yowies are wandering around in the Blue Mountains, Barrington Tops, Springwood in Queensland, the Victorian Alps, the area around Mount Kosciuszko and several other places on the continent that I have shown.
Just go off and see if you can find one, leave it alone and have a great time.