Humor

Teachers are hard-working, resilient, and underappreciated.They possess a great sense of humour, a never-ending well ofpatience, and remember self-soothing mantras they can say under theirbreath to keep calm. Teachers certainly deserve a lotof credit and, let's face it, it's because they are underpaid... but ifthey weren't, then perhaps maths teachers could eat somethingother than cos-law. This book will definitely remind you of the good, great, and awfulteachers, as well as some crazy students.Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some arerude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, put your feet up, and, unlike a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control their pupils, you will actually be able to see and enjoy this book."It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creativeexpression and knowledge" - Albert Einstein

What does Schrödinger's Cat have to do with a chewed computer cord? How do you fit work around a cat's napping schedule? Why do cats change their minds as soon as you open the door for them? These and other conundrums are addressed in this collection of discussions between one man and his cat, wherein are tackled many of the greatest issues of our time: politics, human rights, religion, culture, history, and poop. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. Or not. Frankly, we'll say anything to get you to buy this book, which is - fair warning - NOT FOR KIDS, as the cat featured herein is a real pottymouth.

Embark on an uproarious literary adventure with "That's (Sort Of) Inappropriate"! This non-fiction humor book reimagines a innuendo-filled short story in unexpected ways.From Jane Austen's eloquence to H.P. Lovecraft's dark humor, each chapter brings beloved authors and TV shows to life, infusing the plot with irresistible charm.Experience the playful rhymes of Ogden Nash, the chilling atmosphere of Edgar Allan Poe, and the intricate complexities of Thomas Pynchon.Join hilarious surprises like Justin Bieber's apology and George W. Bush's cameo. Relive sitcoms, nostalgic toy ads, and Broadway musical numbers.Uncover Cold War secrets, dive into covert military operations, and laugh along with beloved duos like Luigi, Calvin & Hobbes, and Moe & Barney.With Monty Python sketches, Family Guy cutaways, and scenes from South Park, the laughter never ends.Celebrate iconic filmmakers like Bergman, Carpenter, Craven, Cronenberg, Fellini, Lynch, Tarkovsky, and Ed Wood.Conclude with Judge Judy, Star Trek adventures, and uproarious moments from "The Office.""That's (Sort Of) Inappropriate" is a must-read comedy extravaganza. Get your copy now and dive into a world of laughter!

Katte tigger ikke om mad. De kigger blot på dig, indtil du beslutter at gøre det rigtige.Vores allesammens højt elskede små pels-terrorister er ude med nye bekendelser - tør du læse med?Bogen er som altid fyldt godt op med søde, sjove og lidt grove historier fortalt af husets og baghavens ukronede herskermis.Inden du sætter dig til rette og læser, så husk dog at sikre dig, at der er rigeligt med mad af det RIGTIGE mærke i skålen i køkkenet.Hvis ellers du sætter pris på dit liv og dine bukseben.

**RICHARD & JUDY BOOK CLUB PICK****INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER****THE SUNDAY TIMES 'PICK OF THE MONTH'****WOMAN & HOME 'BOOK OF THE MONTH'****TOP TEN KINDLE BESTSELLER**'Edgy, thrilling, twisty - I loved it!' - LIANE MORIARTY'A world-class whodunit' - STEPHEN KING'Dark comedy and darker thrills' - ALEX MICHAELIDES'Smart, surprising and very funny - wickedly entertaining' - SHARI LAPENAAm I a murderer? You tell me . . .Lucy Chase can't remember anything about the night her best friend was murdered.Lucky her, you're probably thinking. Who would want that to be their last memory of someone they love?But for Lucy, it's become an issue.Because everyone thinks she did it.But that was five years ago, and Lucy has put it all behind her. Or at least, she thought she had, until an interfering yet not bad-looking podcaster offers her the opportunity to join his investigation into the night she forgot.On the one hand, if she's a murderer, it's probably better to know - right? On the other, if she didn't do it, she'll be putting herself back in the sights of the person who did.And either way, if you've already killed once, what's to stop you from doing it again?Get ready to be obsessed with this funny and thrilling new murder mystery, perfect for fans of Murder in the Family by Cara Hunter, None of This Is True by Lisa Jewell, and How to Kill Your Family by Bella Mackie.*** READERS ARE OBSESSED WITH LISTEN FOR THE LIE! ***'This book invented a whole new genre of crime-com! A dark story that perfectly balanced the fun and dark, and with a racing ending that will keep you in a tight grip.' 5-STARS'I just want everyone to read it. The author could write my council tax bill and I would love it.' 5-STARS'Everything about this book is brilliant' 5-STARS'This novel was the perfection concoction of thrilling and humorous.' 5-STARS'An all-around perfect thriller!' - 5-STARSInstant New York Times bestseller, March 2024The Sunday Times Pick of the Month, March 2024Woman & Home Book of the Month, March 2024Top Ten Kindle Bestseller, April 2024Richard and Judy, September 2024

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¿Crazy Grandmas 2 Grayscale Coloring Book¿Grandma went crazy again!! The coloring book includes60 pp.A4white backsides - no pushing throughgrandmas making facesdancing grannieswith crazy haircutswith crazy petsA perfect gift for all grandma lovers, funny coloring fans.

The Professor's Advanced Book of Whimsy is a new collection of anecdotes, jokes and puzzles, and a follow up to the acclaimed The Professor's Book of Whimsy published by the same author in 2018. The compilation also includes some reflections on the nature of wit and humour throughout the centuries.The book is organised into nine themed chapters: Age Cannot Wither Her (on getting old); Exit Pursued by a Bear (pets and animals); In Nature's Infinite Book of Secrecy (science and teaching); This Blessed Plot (The British); Brevity is the Soul of Wit (quotations and one-liners); And Thereby Hangs a Tale (parody and satire); Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be (money and business); All the World's a Stage (acting and politics); and Neither Rhyme nor Reason (nonsense and absurdity). In 'Age Cannot Wither Her', we learn that Geordie has an unexpected inheritance to pass on to his family - a massive property portfolio distributed around the city of Newcastle-upon-Tyne. How did he come by this? The legend of the monkey washed up on Hartlepool beach during the Napoleonic Wars is told in the next chapter, 'Exit Pursued by a Bear'. Following his starring role in the previous book, Professor Skimbleshanks the tormentor of university administrators returns, albeit briefly, in the chapter entitled 'In Nature's Infinite Book of Secrecy'. But this time he is upstaged by a three-legged chicken. And why did that chicken cross the road? Our greatest thinkers have divergent opinions. 'Our Blessed Plot' looks at the butt of jokes and surveys contributions to humour made by the various British classes - from Del Boy to Lady Bracknell. Could the British Royal Family ever become the butt of very cruel jokes? And, when the British say "very interesting", what do they really mean?Back in the pub for a Friday night out, our welcoming landlord must contend with ghosts, robots and weasels, which must test the patience of the most tolerant publican. Also included in 'Brevity is the Soul of Wit' are some thoughts of Tommy Cooper, Victoria Wood and the Reverend Spooner.'And Thereby Hangs a Tale' considers the role of parody and satire in humour. The wit can range from the absurdity and nonsense of Catch-22 to the dark (jokeless) humour found in Slaughterhouse-5. Jonathan Swift combines adventure with savage satire, mocking English customs and politics of the day in his eighteen century work Gulliver's Travels.Financial matters are the subject of 'Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be'. A bit of cunning is all that is needed for a man to get his son married to Bill Gates' daughter. In the early 1900s, Stephen Leacock was the most famous humorist writing in the English Language. He relates the problems he encounters on opening a bank account. 'All the World's a Stage' considers the contribution of practical jokers and jesters to English life before the Restoration of the monarchy.The final chapter - 'Neither Rhyme nor Reason' - begins with thoughts of the famous Eccles, created by Spike Milligan for the Goon Show. The Bishop of Leeds was looking for a good joke he might tell at Christmas, but was he wise to ask Barry Cryer?At the each of each chapter, readers are invited to explore a conundrum, a simple brainteaser, with the answer provided at the end of the book. These puzzles are brief, lighthearted and (mostly) not too taxing. The jokes, reflections and amusing anecdotes found in The Professor's Advanced Book of Whimsy are a personal collection of material compiled by Michael C. Petty, a retired Professor of Engineering. Brenda Nash, a renowned artist printmaker, once again provides original line drawings.

Written and illustrated thirty years ago by Jill Beth Miller, My Two Cats is a playful, slightly irreverent, homage to the little dears who give us so much joy (often by merely existing) and ask so little in return. Animal-lovers in general, and cat-lovers in particular, will appreciate this intimate glimpse into the lives of the two beloved rescue cats-Max and Bernie-who inspired this heartfelt tribute.Jill grew up in New York City. An only child, her cats were the siblings with whom she never fought and did not have to share clothes. As a young adult, they were her first children. Now that she has human kids, Jill's cats are still like children to her, except they're way less expensive and never need to borrow the car.

"After her partner suddenly leaves her, Li finds herself alone, with the baby. She's a single mother, and it seems like nobody will ever see her as anything else, and her eyebags are now permanent features of her face. As her daughter gets older, she finds herself passing through the different stages of single motherhood: wondering if she'll ever meet anyone on a dating app who isn't also a sad, single parent just wanting to be friends; wondering if she can start socializing again without people asking her why she's not home with the baby; wondering if she can sit and watch TV without falling straight to sleep. Can Li get over the hurdles of being a single mother without losing herself in the process?"--

CITY GIRL - THE EARLY YEARS is a collection of human interest columns written for the Rains County Leader in Emory, Texas. The author writes about her struggles to adjust to living in the country after spending most of her life in more metropolitan surroundings. Her columns cover a variety of topics from gardening to faith and everything in between, and they vary in tone from serious to ridiculous. One reader commented that "she can write about nothing and make it interesting." Her musings will make you laugh, cry, and sometimes scratch your head, but you will never be bored.

"Nancy was ... the niece of the star of [Bushmiller's] other strip, Fritzi Ritzi, and meant to serve as a throwaway gag character. But Nancy could not be contained: within a few years, Bushmiller's strip had been renamed for her, and she had begun her ascent into the pantheon of cartooning greats. Nancy, along with on-and-off boyfriend Sluggo, delivered absurd laughs to readers for decades, all rendered in Bushmiller's distinctive line. ... Nancy earned both scorn and acclaim for decades, serving as a muse (and sometimes punching bag) for the likes of Andy Warhol, Joe Brainard, Gary Panter, Matt Groening, and more. This collection ... brings together a selection from the ... Kitchen Sink Press editions of Nancy strips, including How Sluggo Survives! and Nancy Eats Food, as well as a number of newly selected cartoons"--

"From a childhood moving between cities, starting her own business selling toys at a Miami flea market, to being a Black kid in a predominately white school, [comedian and Daily Show correspondent Dulcâe Sloan] has always used her masterful wit to challenge the status quo. Her purpose in comedy unfolded while navigating clubs and the set of The Daily Show. Have you ever dated an adult who roller skated, or went out with a mechanic just to get free auto service? Yup, she's got that story for you"--