Humor

The Cat-Fight is a lighthearted and entertaining mock-heroic poem that is sure to delight readers. With ample quotes from classical and modern writers, this work explores the conflict between two rival cats in a witty and engaging fashion. Pick up a copy of The Cat-Fight today and get ready to laugh!This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

"The New York Times bestselling author of The Year of Living Biblically chronicles his hilarious adventures in attempting to follow the original meaning of the Constitution, as he searches for answers to one of the most pressing issues of our time: How should we interpret America's foundational document?"--

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Der var engang en konge og en dronning, der lige havde været med i et eventyr og nu skulle til at leve lykkeligt til deres dages ende i det halve kongerige.Men de keder sig.Heldigvis får de hurtigt to børn, Agnes og Arthur.Men Agnes og Arthur keder sig også.Så de to børn drager af sted ind i det andet halve kongerige for at opleve noget spændende!En underspillet og underskønt illustreret billedbog, der loyalt og alligevel dristigt benytter eventyrgenren og tematiserer begrebet kedsomhed (i en tid hvor ingen tør kede sig): Her er historien om, hvad der foregår i den anden halvdel af kongeriget; den halvdel, som en nyslået konge og hans dronning ikke lever lykkeligt til deres dages ende i.

Discover the Magic in Ordinary Days with Tuesday TalesRina has always cherished her deep connection to her ancestry, mostly forged through oral histories she was lucky enough to get from her elders. When her grandfather died in 2014, she felt the urge to continue sharing family stories, both historical and contemporary. The range of emotions she shared and evoked in just a few paragraphs left readers wanting more-luckily, they knew they could count on her every Tuesday for almost four years. This captivating compilation promises laughter amid hardships and introspection through comic twists. Rina's effortless and inviting tone beckons you to delve into tale after tale discovering poignant accounts of hunger on a Colombian beach; the lone bridge of Panama; sharks and more sharks; performing for thousands; the intricacies of homeschooling; attending hundreds of childbirths; surviving harrowing plane malfunctions, treacherous ski lifts, so many alligators, the dangers of automobiles, and food poisoning again and again. There's magic in the every day. Discover it here!

Featuring many of @blcksmth's most iconic balloon, flower, and light installations--plus exclusive new content--this book has a little something for everyone. Filled with funny, inspiring, and heartwarming messages on topics like self-love, self-growth, self-doubt, and advice for your future self, this is the perfect gift for any occasion or reader.

This book uses humor to demonstrate the many errors public speakers make, and thus to help presenters improve their presentations. It is directed at all types of presenters, particularly Academics, Scientists, Ministers, Teachers, Lawyers and Students.The reverse psychology approach of the book amusingly uses the view that the reader will want to make the mistakes deliberately, so as to obscure the delivered information just enough to intrigue listeners and make them feel that the speaker had something important to say. Various topics addressed include audio-visual aids, preparation, behavior of the presenter, and voice projection.The book ends with a brief serious essay of what to do to make a truly impactful presentation.Categories that this book falls under might include: Humor, public speaking, "how to present your information." How to... Do it yourself, and Effective public speaking.

"What Did You Say?!" is a journal to help parents preserve their kids' most uproarious remarks. From the adorably innocent to the hilariously unexpected, our children's comedic timing can be impeccable, especially when it's at the most inopportune moments!"What Did You Say?!" gives you an opportunity to document the gems your son drops during family dinners, or your daughter blares out at restaurants. Capture the essence of the joy, innocence, and *not-so-occasional* mischief that comes with raising children.Celebrate the unpredictable charm of parenthood by creating a collection of treasured memories. Whether it's a brilliantly timed punchline or a charming mispronunciation, looking back on these laugh-out-loud moments will warm your heart and bring a smile to your face.Embrace the hilarity of parenthood and the extraordinary power of a child's words in "What Did You Say?" - a must-have journal that reminds us to find humor in life's little surprises and hold onto those priceless memories forever."

From the acclaimed author of Get Me Out Of Here! Reflections Of PD The Put-Upon Pug, comes every dog's fantasy, brought to life in this hilarious rumination that uncovers exactly how to turn the master into the servant.

After years of research, I believe I have identified the singular cause for all successes and failures. in this riveting dive into the human psyche, we explore the defining aspects of determination, self-disciple, passion, creativity, and all the other characteristics needed to be a success. Above all else, I reveal the one defining factor between your success, and your failure. Prepare for your life to be changed forever.

Puns are one of the great pleasures of the English language. And for all those unfortunates who would disparage this form of humor, I quote the multi-talented musician and humorist, Oscar Levant who said, "A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you didn't think of it first." Or there's poet and journalist, Christopher Morley's definition, "A pun is language on vacation." It its truest form, a pun is simply a play on words and this book is a wonderful compendium of the various forms of word play, from riddles and jokes we learned as children, to puns we enjoy as adults to Malaprops, Tom Swifties, Spoonerisms, and brilliant punning from prime ministers to presidents, from humorists to literary giants like Shakespeare, Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde. Now that you know you will always be in good company, Go ye forth and pun proudly!!

"An excellent, bizarre, intelligent and hilarious piece of work." - Michael Evan, SciFi Literary Publicist & Podcast Host"It's adventurous, fun, surprising and I couldn't put it down!" - Joel Mandelbaum, #1 Best Selling AuthorDive into the craziest sci-fi adventure this side of the Milky Way!Hop aboard your spaceship and join Serbinand the intergalactic adventurer as he explores all of the weird, wacky, and downright absurd things the universe has to offer. From out-of-this-world cuisine to colorful characters, alien adversaries, and outlandish adventures close to home, readers will be invited to join a larger-than-life comedy saga that flirts with the bizarre, the sublime, and the head-scratching-ly ridiculous!When Serbinand and Jime miraculously switch bodies, they embark on a side-splitting and strangely heartwarming saga that shares a profound message about resilience, friendship, discovery, and the surprising value of experiencing new perspectives (all while giving you a good chuckle along the way!)From snack-themed adventures to sticky situations on planet Earth and all across the galaxy, this book strikes the perfect mix of anything-goes hilarity and crazy imagination. As a must-read for fans of classics like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python, Futurama, and Rick and Morty, book one of The Ridiculous is a hilarious novel that reads like one giant comedy skit.So grab your copy today!

The STOOPID Disease© is a compelling book addressing the decline of intelligence and critical thinking in modern society. It explores the causes and consequences of STOOPIDity, including the influence of technology, media, education, and consumer culture. With actionable strategies, the book offers solutions to combat STOOPIDity and nurture intellectual growth. By examining historical context and highlighting the broader implications, it calls for a renewed focus on intelligence, critical thinking, and intellectual curiosity. This is an essential read for those seeking to understand and address the challenges of a dumbed-down society.Importat points of The STOOPID Disease©- Unveiling the Crisis: Explore the alarming decline of intelligence and critical thinking in modern society, as "The STOOPID Disease©" sheds light on the underlying causes and consequences. - Comprehensive Analysis: Gain a comprehensive understanding of the factors contributing to STOOPIDity, including technology, media, education, and consumer culture. - Actionable Solutions: Discover practical strategies to combat STOOPIDity and foster intellectual growth, empowering individuals and communities to resist the effects of the dumbing down of society. - Historical Context: Dive into historical examples and societal patterns to better comprehend the roots and evolution of the STOOPID Disease©. - Broader Implications: Explore the far-reaching effects of STOOPIDity on problem-solving, decision-making, relationships, community engagement, and societal progress. - Call to Action: "The STOOPID Disease©" motivates individuals, educators, and policymakers to prioritize intelligence, critical thinking, and intellectual curiosity for a brighter future. - Relevant and Timely: Addressing a pressing concern of our time, this book offers fresh insights and solutions to counteract the pervasive dumbing down of modern society. Table of ContentsAbout the AuthorPrefaceIntroduction: The STOOPID Disease©Chapter 1: The Rise of STOOPID: Understanding the PhenomenonChapter 2: The Impact of Technology: How Gadgets and Social Media Contribute to STOOPIDChapter 3: The Dumbing Down of Education: Examining the Flaws in Modern-Day LearningChapter 4: Media Influence: The Role of Entertainment and News in Promoting "STOOPIDity"Chapter 5: Consumer Culture: How Marketing and Advertising Contribute to the Spread of "STOOPIDity"Chapter 6: The Loss of Critical Thinking: Examining the ConsequencesChapter 7: The STOOPID Effect: How "STOOPIDity" Affects Individuals and SocietyChapter 8: Breaking the Cycle: Strategies to Combat "STOOPIDity"Chapter 9: Promoting Critical Thinking: Education, Media, and BeyondChapter 10: Cultivating Intellectual Curiosity: Nurturing a Smarter SocietyConclusion: Overcoming "STOOPIDity" and Building a Brighter FutureBibliography Suggested Reading List

These wise and witty stories written by Ted the Cockapoo (a.k.a. Captain Midnight) with a little help from Himself (a.k.a. Geoff Mead) will help dogs everywhere better understand how to survive the well-meaning folly of their humans by training their owners well and keeping them happy. Reading these stories will also bring a smile of recognition to the face of every human who has ever loved a dog and been loved in return.

"Super-size parenting advice courtesy of the Incredibles family in a humorous guide to raising super-duper kids, inspired by Disney and Pixar feature films The Incredibles and Incredibles 2"--

A New York Times bestseller One of the preeminent linguists of our time examines the realms of language that are considered shocking and taboo in order to understand what imbues curse words with such power-and why we love them so much.Profanity has always been a deliciously vibrant part of our lexicon, an integral part of being human. In fact, our ability to curse comes from a different part of the brain than other parts of speech-the urgency with which we say "f&*k!" is instead related to the instinct that tells us to flee from danger.Language evolves with time, and so does what we consider profane or unspeakable. Nine Nasty Words is a rollicking examination of profanity, explored from every angle: historical, sociological, political, linguistic. In a particularly coarse moment, when the public discourse is shaped in part by once-shocking words, nothing could be timelier.

"Originally published in hardcover in the United States by Random House, an imprint and division of Penguin Random House LLC, in 2022."--Title page verso.