Hilarious Things That Kids Say - James Egan - Bog

How do old people die?
I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity!
I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today.
You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me?
I want to become a scientist so I can pick up chicks.
I broke my milk!
I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall.
I got salmonella from a creme egg.
Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER!
When I grow up, I want to be a tiger.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a large portion of food!
Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop.
My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.