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The mens toilet door in The Flying Pig bore the legend 'Abandon all hope ye who enters here'. The only hope the women had was avoiding horseflies or frostbite, sitting out in their toilet at the end of the yard.Pub landlord Freddie would reluctantly serve them, but only through a tiny hatch in the snug. Women weren't allowed to drink pints and were expected to keep the noise down.Harriett Plum for one had had quite enough.If Freddie wouldn't change his ways then the newly formedGreater Crouch Temperance Society would close him down.And Harriett had another weapon up her sleeve, a sloe gin that Al Capone would have killed for.Battle lines were drawn and plans made as the Village Fete drew near. Local farmer and idiot Moses took it upon himself to save the pub but would the women care.No. Not really.

An irreverent look at the great game of golf by a not so great golfer. This is a tongue-in-cheek treatise of many aspects of the game, from evil golf course design to actual memorable moments of unmemorable golf goof-ups.

The ultimate 'How To' book to end all 'How To' books Masala Chai for the Soul is not the sattvik cousin of the hallowed 'Chicken Soup' and does not contain any amino acids to nurse your soul back to health. Instead, this soul-full chai brewed by Jairam N. Menon is an out-and-out ROFL. Infused with masala wisdom from Aristotle to Zen, and from Shakespeare to stand-up comedians, with the occasional diversions to Bollywood and the tea vendor down the road, this special masala chai ought to be brewed every day in millions of tea stalls and homes in maha-Bharat. Jairam's cheery stimulant tells you how to: ¿ spot and stop a bore at fifteen paces (sometimes less, if the bore is yourself) ¿ manage your boss while giving the impression that he/she/it is managing you ¿ discover that a lazy Sunday spent in bed is the best way to save the planet ¿ learn that to procrastinate makes better sense than to pre-empt ¿ succinctly sum up your innermost feelings as 'F***' or 'S***' This beverage by a satiric wordsmith will make you realize that there is more to masala chai than meets the eye!

Nell is a boiling hot mess. Oliver may well be the cause of it.If only she didn't fancy him so much, things might be far less complicated...Left humiliated after suddenly losing her job, dedicated workaholic and chronic people-pleaser, Nell, is desperate to escape. She books a trip to a Spanish retreat, the Platinum Triple Worry Plus package, in search of something to spark joy - green tea, kale smoothies and wall pilates aren't quite doing it. Determined to start over, she tells a small white lie, but is overheard by Oliver, a well-intentioned muscle-mountain. The more he attempts to help her see the error of her ways, the more she tries to ignore how incredibly good-looking and capable he is. And as the web of lies grows, he warns her of the consequences. But will she listen?No, of course not. She's too busy trying not to fall in love with him.Could facing up to her poor decisions of the past be the key to living her best life in the future?Brand new romantic comedy by Jo Lyons, shortlisted for 2021 Comedy Women in Print Awards, author of Benidorm, actually.

Unlock the Mysteries of Burundi Through Its Time-Honored Riddles!Have you ever wondered what secrets and wisdom lie in the riddles of a culture steeped in history? Do you seek a deeper understanding of the rich traditions and communal bonds that define Burundi? Remember the times you were captivated by a challenging riddle, the thrill of unraveling its hidden meanings?Embark on a journey through over 300 meticulously selected Kirundi riddles, each a gem of wisdom and wit.Experience the vibrant and colorful tapestry of Burundi's culture, traditions, and beliefs.Enhance your understanding of the Kirundi language, an essential aspect of Burundi's identity.Discover riddles that challenge your intellect and spark your imagination, suitable for all age groups.Connect with the communal spirit of Burundi, where riddles have been a medium of bonding and entertainment for centuries.Uncover the subtle humor and profound insights embedded in each riddle, reflective of everyday life in Burundi.Ideal for educators, cultural enthusiasts, and anyone seeking to connect with their Kirundi heritage.A unique opportunity to engage with a part of African oral literature seldom explored in mainstream literature.If you want to immerse yourself in the captivating world of Kirundi riddles and embrace a piece of Burundi's rich cultural heritage, then scroll up and buy this book today!

...Scroll down to preview more riddles to get a taste of the fun"What-Am-I" style riddles you'll get to solve with this book...First, can you solve this one?I am a word that has three lettersbut I'm actually six letters longI'm used when thinking or trying to figurewhat may have gone wrong,here is a clue that may help you,four of my letters are the same,and the first three lettersspell a body part,or an animal's name,What word am I?NOT YOUR TYPICAL RIDDLES: Mostly all are creatively written in a longer RHYMING FORMAT (What Am I, or Guess The Word)AND You won't find any old, rehashed riddles in this book - All of the riddles are Original.It's not just a riddle book......it's also a game.**Are you bored with those same old rehashed riddles?What The Stumped Riddle Book Includes:One riddle per pageEasy-to-read riddlesRiddles in photo format (not just boring text!)Eight different riddle chapter topicsAnswers at the back of the bookIt's also an around-the-table book game!Family-friendly riddles!Riddles that are ideal for teachers, parties, and contestsAll riddles are original and uniquely written!Great for adults, older teens, and brainiac kidsYou'll want this riddle book because it's packed with unique riddles to frustrate your friends, for party games, or to exercise your mind! Turn the world off with a smile.Get it today.

Mit Motivation, Spiel und Spaß den Fastenmonat gemeinsam erleben!Der Ramadan ist eine ganz besondere Zeit für die Familie! Mit diesem Mitmachkalender ermöglichst du deinen Kindern, noch tiefer in die einzigartige Welt des heiligen Monats einzutauchen.Dieses Buch für Kinder von 6-10 Jahren, ist gefüllt mit unzähligen Aktivitäten, die jeden Tag zu einem kleinen Abenteuer machen. Von täglichen Koranversen mit kindgerechten Erklärungen bis hin zu kreativen Bastelideen ¿ dieses Buch hat alles, um deine Kinder auf spielerische und lehrreiche Weise an die Traditionen des Ramadan heranzuführen.Besondere Highlights:- Tägliche Sure (Koranverse) mit kindgerechter Erklärung- Alltagsnahe Fragen, die zum Nachdenken anregen- Spannende Rätsel und Quizfragen rund um den Ramadan- Tolle Ausmalbilder, die sich an islamischen Motiven orientieren- Kreative Bastelideen, um Deko oder kleine Geschenke selbstzumachen- Leckere Rezepte für Iftar ¿ perfekt für junge Köche- Ideen für leicht umsetzbare soziale Projekte

Dieses Mitmachbuch für Teenager ist der ultimative Begleiter für den Ramadan! Es steckt voller unterhaltsamer Aktivitäten, die auf spielerische Weise Wissen und Werte vermitteln ¿ und zugleich richtig viel Spaß machen. Besondere Highlights: - spannendes Hintergrundwissen, Fun Facts und Rätselfragen rund um den Ramadan- Ausmalbilder, Bastelideen und Schreibaufgaben, die die Kreativität fördern- einfache und leckere Rezepte für Iftar, ideal für junge Köche- Inspirationen für kleine soziale Projekte, die das Bewusstsein für Gemeinschaft fördern- tägliche Reflexionsimpulse und kleine Achtsamkeitsübungen

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Dieses Buch ist darüber, dass ich als Person mit Depressionen Gedichte schreibe um zu verdeutlichen, wie es sich anfühlt so zu leben. Ich kenne viele, denen es genauso oder gar noch schlimmer geht und hoffe, dass ich mit diesem Buch einen Einblick in das Leben von Menschen mit einer so schweren psychischen Krankheit geben kann.

"For fans of books like Oscar Wars, London's Number One Dog Walking Agency, and Waiter Rant, and all those who have always wondered what the driver for Sex and the City's Mr. Big has to say, comes this heartfelt, laugh-out-loud memoir from a New York City doorman with astute ears and a penchant for storytelling"--

HR Approved: 52 Ways to Tell Employees That They're Stupid" is a funny and satirical book that makes the perfect gag gift for coworkers, employees, managers and bosses.It's a book that pierces through the veil of typical corporate speak where you'll find something hilarious for each week of the year.

This book was written for all of those who have had an experience in public education, especially teachers. I believe that education is the best business there is. The legions of teachers who dedicate themselves to serving and bettering the lives of their students, each and every day, are worthy of respect and thanks for the difference they make in our society today and in the future. Dedicated and serious as we are, there are many experiences that are just outright hilarious. This book contains more than 80 humorous short stories that were experienced by the author as a student and educator in public school. There is a significant life lesson in each narrative that lends insight into who we are and how well we fulfill the lives of others.

Insha'iya is a fluid, vibrant explanation of life's lessons that is laced with sophistication, philosophy, and a touch of style. Despite having an essay-like appearance, this widely read writing type is so popular that it differs in style from essays. The author's writings are adorned with a rainbow of concepts, perceptions, observations, idioms, and clever metaphors. Although there are humorous elements in the Insha'iya, humor is neither required or necessary in the Insha'iya according to the concept and aim.This book consists of a selection of light-essays written by Dr. Mohammed Aslam Faroqui.

Welcome to the universe of eye-rolls and belly laughs! Our "Dad Jokes Book Bonanza" isn't just a book; it's your secret weapon against the ever-threatening dull moment.Are you tired of your jokes falling flatter than a pancake at a weightlifting contest? Does your humor often get greeted with silence, so profound you could hear a pin drop in a haystack? We get it. The world of jokes can be a minefield, and without the right guide, you might just end up being the only one laughing at your jokes - in the shower.Imagine the scene - you're at a family gathering, the air is thick with the aroma of roast and anticipation. You drop what you think is a zinger, only to be met with crickets chirping and your nephew's unimpressed yawn. Ouch. The humiliation of a joke gone wrong is like wearing socks with sandals - awkward and fashionably questionable.But fear not! The "Dad Jokes Book Bonanza" is here to transform you from a comedic novice into the Sultan of Snickers. With 615 rib-tickling, groan-inducing dad jokes split across 62 wildly relatable categories, you'll be the life of every party, dinner, or awkward elevator ride.Features & Benefits:62 Categories for Every Occasion: From Amazon to Zombies, our jokes cover just about everything under the sun. Never be caught unprepared again.Guide to Mastering Dad Jokes: Our exclusive guide doesn't just give you jokes; it teaches you the art of joke-telling. You'll learn the anatomy of a dad joke, delivery tips, and how to bounce back from the occasional flop.Family-Friendly Fun: This book is a clean laugh riot, suitable for all ages. It's the perfect tool for family bonding, making it a great gift for dads, uncles, and even the dad-like figures in your life.So, why wait? Dive into the "Dad Jokes Book Bonanza" and embark on a pun-filled adventure that will leave your friends and family rolling their eyes, but secretly waiting for more. Say goodbye to awkward silences and hello to hearty laughs. Your journey to becoming the ultimate dad joke connoisseur starts here!Remember, a day without a dad joke is like a sandwich without bread - incomplete. Grab your copy now and start spreading the joy, one groan at a time!

"Fungi" is a top notch paintings authored through Mordecai Cubitt Cooke, a distinguished British mycologist of the nineteenth century. Published in the past due nineteenth century, this complete treatise stands as a seminal contribution to the observe of fungi. In "Fungi," Cooke delves into the captivating world of fungi, exploring their biology, category, and ecological significance. The e book presents an in depth exam of various fungal species, observed with the aid of meticulously rendered illustrations and outlines. Cooke's paintings display his meticulous studies and willpower to advancing the knowledge of these regularly-disregarded organisms. One of the splendid components of "Fungi" is its handy language, which makes the complicated difficulty rely greater approachable for each experts and amateurs inquisitive about mycology. Cooke's passion for fungi is clear at some stage in the e-book, and his capability to convey the wonders of those organisms has contributed to a broader appreciation in their ecological roles and economic significance. The impact of Mordecai Cubitt Cooke's "Fungi" extends past its technology, as it laid the foundation for in addition research in mycology. It remains a precious aid for scientists, naturalists, and everybody in search of a deeper knowledge of the numerous and critical international of fungi. Cooke's work continues to inspire the study and appreciation of fungi and their critical roles in ecosystems and human endeavors.

Urdu literature does contain many excellent examples of humor, but in the present day, works such as Asrar Jamayee have expanded the genre. His contribution to the field of satirical and humorous poetry is noteworthy. His lighthearted remarks examine the highs and lows of human existence in addition to being full of fun. This book contains introductory articles on Asrar as well as a few selection of his humorous poetry.

Filled with humorous word-plays, personal anecdotes, and a healthy dose of optimism, Fundemic Moments takes readers through the painful years of the COVID-19 pandemic and shines a light of hope and love on the path of healing. Romeo Honorio brings a joie de vivre to his writing that's contagious and inspiring.Readers will travel with Romy through Canada's western provinces, around Hawaii on a cruise ship, and across the ocean to the Philippines. Along the way they'll meet politicians, family members, friends, and co-workers who bring life to the stories and will find a place in readers' hearts.A chronicle of faith, love, and family, Fundemic Moments can be read again and again, providing new moments of laughter and joy with each reading.

"For a long time, no one pulling the strings in the comedy world thought that an over-fifty woman from rural Tennessee could make it in the industry. But Leanne Morgan has defied the odds, reaching millions with her musings on hormones, low-rise britches, Weight Watchers, and her opposites-attract relationship with her husband, Chuck. In her charming southern accent, Morgan brings readers inside her quest to find her voice after spending many years trying to figure out what that meant. Along the way, we learn how she grew up as a butcher's daughter, landed a husband with health insurance, honed her stand-up technique selling jewelry at house parties, embraced the glories of aging, and surrendered to the comfort of wearing big flesh-toned panties"--

Embark on a captivating journey with "Echoes of Antiquity: Unveiling Ancient Wisdom in Puranas," as this exploration beckons you to discover the profound insights and timeless wisdom concealed within the ancient scriptures. Delve into the rich tapestry of Puranas, unraveling the echoes of a bygone era that continue to resonate with relevance. This narrative invites you to navigate the cultural, spiritual, and philosophical treasures embedded in these venerable texts. As you traverse the pages, witness the unveiling of ancient wisdom that transcends the boundaries of time, offering a unique perspective on the human experience. Immerse yourself in the narratives, legends, and teachings that echo through the corridors of antiquity, providing a profound understanding of the enduring legacy preserved in the Puranas.

A craving for new experiences Narratives: Worldwide Excursions in Minutes is an enthralling scholarly odyssey that coaxes perusers to cross the globe through the pages of a carefully created embroidery of stories. In this vivid assortment, the substance of a desire for something new wakes up, moving perusers to famous objections, unlikely treasures, and social marvels crossing landmasses. The charm of investigation is refined into a progression of stories that catch the groundbreaking force of movement, welcoming perusers to leave on an excursion of self-revelation and association with the world.The book fills in as an identification to an assorted cluster of objections, every part unfurling like a distinctive postcard from an alternate corner of the Earth. From the heartfelt roads of Paris to the glorious Himalayan levels, and from the dynamic energy of Rio de Janeiro to the tranquil scenes of Kyoto, A craving for new experiences Narratives lays out a colorful representation of worldwide undertakings. The distinctive composition drenches perusers in the extraordinary flavors, sounds, and fragrances of every area, making a tactile encounter that rises above the composed word.At its center, the Craving for new experiences Narratives catch something other than the actual scenes - they dig into the core of societies, chronicles, and the all inclusive strings that weave humankind together. The book turns into a demonstration of the lavishness tracked down in variety, praising the embroidery of worldwide societies and the common goals that join individuals across borders. From the perspective of investigation, perusers are welcome to develop social interest, embrace the obscure, and value the interconnectedness that characterizes the human experience.One of the characterizing highlights of A deep craving for new adventures Narratives is its accentuation on legitimacy. The accounts go past vacationer adages, welcoming perusers to participate in significant, outside of what might be expected encounters. Whether relishing the flavors of Moroccan food in a clamoring market or partaking in a conventional tea function in Kyoto, the book praises the worth of certifiable experiences that leave an enduring engraving on the explorer's spirit. It advocates for a mindful way to deal with movement, one that regards nearby networks, jelly social legacy, and encourages a feeling of worldwide stewardship.The force of a chronic desire for something new isn't just reflected in the outer scenes investigated yet in addition in the inner scenes navigated by the characters. The book enlightens the groundbreaking excursion inside, as people defy the new, challenge previously established inclinations, and go through self-improvement. It features how travel turns into an impetus for self-revelation, empowering perusers to consider their own convictions, values, and goals.A craving for new experiences Narratives isn't only an assortment of stories; it is a solicitation to a worldwide local area of pioneers. The stories act as a channel for shared encounters, cultivating a feeling of brotherhood among perusers who leave on the scholarly excursions. The book rises above its pages, empowering perusers to share their own accounts, interface with individual voyagers, and add to an aggregate discussion that commends the excellence of investigation.

Collect the beloved newspaper comic strip that chronicles the saga of the Patterson family in real time, over three decades, in this definitive edition.The For Better or For Worse saga comes to an end in this final volume that finishes collecting Lynn Johnston’s comic strip masterpiece. A fire at Michael and Deanna’s apartment building leaves their family without a place to stay, but this coincides with John’s retirement and desire to downsize their house. April takes one last summer trip to the farm and gets a job at a veterinarian clinic. And finally, the entire cast comes together for the wedding of Elizabeth and Anthony.This volume collects every strip from July 20, 2006, to the series’ conclusion on August 30, 2008, plus all of the new strips created for the second run in newspapers!

This book is a collection of dad (Grandad) jokes, one sent every day by a Grandfather to his Grandkids for over two years.It's a great way to say, I love you, kids.

‘Al-Ali remains a hero in the Arab world, in particular to the Palestinians, who say his name with the same tenderness with which they mention their great poets’ Joe Sacco, from the Introduction

The award-winning anthology awfully hilarious series returns with its second instalment, period pieces, featuring that most ubiquitous "time of the month."

This book is a collection of 5-line limericks mostly concerning Donad Trump, his supporters and their activities of the past few years. It is about events involving the US Presidential elections of 2016/2024, Congress, SCOTUS, DOJ, January 6, impending court cases, media and the numerous political situations. The limericks are personal and profane reactions and observations of the political climate and actions in the US, sometimes with humor, but also frustration, disgust or anger.

The first and only comprehensive resource designed to empower everyday people with insider knowledge on moving money for a more equitable economy.The money myths end here. We don’t need to choose between creating meaningful wealth for ourselves and our families today, or supporting social movements creating a better tomorrow. We don’t all need to become certified financial “experts” to be economically empowered and make a real difference in our communities. And we’re far from powerless when it comes to changing the financial system, just because we don’t happen to belong to the 1%. Quite the opposite.Financial activism is how everyday people radically reimagine money as a tool for widespread well-being, instead of a weapon of absurdly increasing inequality. It’s the antidote to traditional finance that evokes confusion, trauma, and (in the best-case scenario) straight-up boredom. It’s how we—the underestimated—collectively resist systems that cause harm to people and the planet for the sake of profit, reclaim wealth that’s been stolen, and redesign our relationships with capital and one another, in ways big and small.Going beyond tried financial literacy, The Financial Activist Playbook offers eight accessible, actionable, “choose-your-own-adventure” strategies for readers to experiment with. Drawing on timely insider knowledge from the worlds of impact investing, social justice, and more, Rashid illuminates a treasure trove of stories: demonstrating how people power can flow big bucks out of extractive industries, and into the economy of care and abundance we deserve. Playbook readers will be equipped to start visualizing and influencing the unique networks of wealth all around each of us, with strategies likeShifting collective budgets and bank dollars;Flexing our role as everyday philanthropists;Leveraging the magic of community investment;And so much more. Laced with refreshing humor, empowering exercises, and a steadfast commitment to truth-telling, Rashid takes readers on an energizing ride of financial possibility and practicality that will reverberate for generations to come.

Description:In a quiet corner of the forest lived a small mouse named Jumping Mouse. His life was simple, but Jumping Mouse dreamed of faraway adventures and unknown lands. One day, he decided to follow his heart and embark on an extraordinary journey.With a little backpack filled with supplies, Jumping Mouse hopped through the forest, full of curiosity and hope. Each day brought new wonders: brightly colored giant flowers, mushrooms as tall as trees, and sparkling brooks under the sun. But it wasn't just the landscape that amazed Jumping Mouse; along the way, he met many new friends.There was a wise hare who taught him to find the best food, a singing bird that told him stories of vast, distant skies, and a playful squirrel who shared laughs and games. Jumping Mouse learned much from his new companions, but most of all, he learned the value of friendship.But Jumping Mouse's journey was not without challenges. He encountered unexpected dangers: raging rivers to cross, predators lurking in the shadows, and sudden storms. But with courage and the help of his friends, Jumping Mouse overcame each obstacle.At the end of his journey, Jumping Mouse found himself in a magnificent place that surpassed all his imagination. It was a valley filled with light and colors, where animals of every kind lived in harmony. Here, Jumping Mouse realized that every step of his journey, every friendship made, and every challenge overcome, had led him to discover the true meaning of adventure: personal growth and self-discovery.And so, Jumping Mouse decided to share his stories with others, inspiring generations of little explorers to follow their dreams and face the unknown with courage and joy.