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To Honor Our Creator by Honoring our loser "small" Voice. Then reveal through my life storyline, a memoir for the benefit of my precious Grandchildren and also share with the world, my perceptions of How Our Creator gets things done within His Universe, and the Means that He used to create all that is both tangible and visible, and all that is both intangible and invisible as well. Our Creator created transmutable energy within our Universe, or which can transfer from one form to another, but never lost. Electrically natured energy is one form and can be measured, but invisible until needed and applied. Our Creator also created His human creation with an internal, electrically natured neural circuitry, thus, then "in His Image" and invisible; yet, spiritually reachable, Summarily, the very same energy Our Creator used to create all this "Is" is the very same energy that can return "we" humans to His Spiritual World by simply asking, All that is needed is enough positive electrically natured energy in the size of a "mustard seed!" All guaranteed by His Son, Jesus, upon the Cross!!! And notarized by His Created Cross upon His servant Donkey's back!!!

Parody Paradise, Part II is a compilation of thirty-one rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Other author's works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are James Thurber, Jonathan Swift, Charles Dickens, H.G Wells, and also several William Shakespeare plays are also brutalized and lampooned. Parody Paradise, Part II is Jay Dubya's 65th published hardcover/paperback book. Besides Adult Satire, the author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.

NXT 24 is a personal development book designed to give you the tools necessary to come to terms with your past disappointments, to evaluate your current life, and then to give you recommendations on what you can do to create your own unique path to discover your happiness and true joy in your life while you create a legacy.www.NXT24book.com

A writing friend once told me that I should aim for 100 rejections in a year. I looked online and saw she wasn't just encouraging me to set a bar that I could reach - the 100 rejection project is a real thing for writers.In 2021 I set out to do just that, and found that it wasn't easy as I thought. This anthology is a collection of the pieces that found homes, as well as some reflections on the process.You don't normally see failure, especially in writing. This is because usually a writing failure means that no one will publish it. Thanks to self-publishing, I can now embarrass myself without needing to inconvenience a submissions editor.It's a brave new world.

Get ready to dive headfirst into the most fucking extraordinary journey of stillness and self-discovery you never knew you needed. In his prequel/sequel to 'Mastering the Art of Watching Grass Grow', 'Perfecting the Art of Watching Grass Grow' by Jack Springler will leave you saying, 'What the grass?!' as you explore the profound beauty in life's most mundane moments. Discover how observing grass can be a fucking life-changing experience, connecting you with the Earth in a way that'll make you question your entire existence. From caressing grass blades like you're auditioning for 'Grass Got Talent' to inhaling the intoxicating scent of earth like a true soil sommelier, this book will teach you to embrace the fucking unremarkable like never before. So, put on your gardening gloves and prepare for a journey that's more extraordinary than a symphony of swishing grass in the wind, because, my friends, the grass is always greener when you're watching it grow!"

There's more to the art world than auctions and appetizers. Behind the serious museum walls, one arts reporter has a sense of humor and she isn't afraid to share it in this comedic romp through the art world. Featuring 30 short stories, Nadja Sayej plows through a food review of the Venice Biennale, butterfly kisses Cate Blanchett and talks performance art with Salma Hayek Oh and is it 'biennial' or 'biennale?' Nevermind that, where's the hor d'oeuvres?This book highlights a run in with A$AP Rocky at Miami Beach, calling Patton Oswalt from Marrakech and snoring her way through Documenta. There are cameos from Robert Crumb, doing vodka shots with Anish Kapoor and meeting Helmut Newton's wife Jane Newton for her very first selfie. Join in on the chaos, the comedy and the bad pastry fillings you can't help but criticize.

This is probably the most delightful, amusing, bamboozling, fascinating, tantalizing, stimulating, baffling, entertaining, mysterious, flabbergasting, mind-bending, fiendish and thought-provoking: puzzles, riddles, trivia, detective challenges, perfect crimes, mystery stories, brainteasers, real world intrigues, treasure hunting, creative thinking and problem-solving book, ever! The 600 questions are designed to be varied, interesting, amusing and challenging. Whether for occasional browsing; or relaxation on a holiday; or enjoyment on a plane or train journey; or as a source of stories, quiz questions and jokes to share with your friends and family; or as a distraction; or as a present for that person, you cannot think what to buy! The puzzles will entertain you, boost your mental powers, inspire your creativity, encourage you to rethink and test your assumptions and help you to learn to tackle problems in different ways. They promote imagination, ingenuity, originality and inventiveness. Many of them will make you think out-of-the-box. Solving challenging puzzles and exercising your mind have been found to be as good for your brain as running and strength training are for your body.

Your Daily Dose of Wit and Wisdom This ingeniously crafted book offers a fascinating fact and a fabulous joke for each day of the year, ensuring that every flip of the page brings a fresh wave of enlightenment and entertainment. Think of it as your daily companion for a nugget of wisdom and a chuckle, a delightful blend of facts and fun, served fresh every day!Perfect for All Ages! "365 Facts and Jokes" is a treasure trove for readers of all ages, and is a book for those who appreciate the sparkle of intelligence and the effervescence of laughter. From surprising trivia to playful puns, we've got you covered. A Year of Surprises Awaits You! This book is an experience that keeps giving, day after day. Ideal as a thoughtful gift or for personal use, "365 Facts and Jokes" is your gateway to a day brightened with an energizing fact and a joyous joke. PLUS... a Bonus Quiz! A giant 365-question quiz based on every fact in the book. All questions are referenced for easy checking and are ideal for testing yourself, your family, and others. "If you only buy one book this year, make sure it's 365 Facts and Jokes". Graham Hodson (author of 365 Facts and Jokes)

Dive into the uproarious world of 'Twink Twink Twank Twuck' by Matti Charlton, where the boundaries of conversation blur in an audacious interview that tests the limits of ChatGPT. Charlton takes readers on a wild ride through adult humor and hilarity, skillfully navigating the nuances of language with a blend of wit and satire. As the interview unfolds, ChatGPT's responses veer into unexpected and side-splitting territory, creating a unique and unforgettable reading experience. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter as 'Twink Twink Twank Twuck' delivers an unapologetically humorous exploration of language, artificial intelligence, and the unexpected.

The best and most humorous lines in all John B. Keane's writings, selected by himself.

This is a book of life hacks for someone who finds themselves in an abusive relationship (home, work, school or general community)

In the darkened corridors of literary enchantment, "Whimsyshire Manor: Middle Name Mastery" extends its ethereal tendrils, weaving a narrative that transcends mere persuasion. This is not a plea; it's an unspoken pact, a veiled warning that lingers in the shadows of your subconscious.Ignore this, and the spectral essence of missed opportunities may haunt your every step. Do not underestimate the unseen forces at play within these pages. The lords and barons, wielders of linguistic sorcery, do not extend an invitation but offer a silent command that echoes in the recesses of your mind.To resist is to risk the unsettling notion that you've overlooked a crucial key to enlightenment, an imperceptible gateway that "Whimsyshire Manor" guards with veiled menace. This is no mere book; it's a pact with destiny, an understanding that the refusal to yield is to court an uncharted realm of regret.Feel the weight of unexplored realms press upon you, compelling you to surrender, to submit willingly to the grasp of "Whimsyshire Manor: Middle Name Mastery." This is not persuasion; it's a somber declaration that your choice to resist may usher in a silence, a void where the echoes of unfulfilled potential linger.Embrace the pages, not as an option but as a dictated fate, and let the tendrils of "Whimsyshire Manor" ensnare you in its otherworldly grasp. The lords and barons, silent architects of your choices, do not ask; they compel, and to heed their call is to unravel the mysteries that lie beyond the boundaries of mere mortal comprehension.

Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about being a fan of Taylor Swift.With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about getting a reputation, being a fan forevermore, and getting into trouble, trouble, trouble in 1989.  Play alone, in a group, or with anyone you just traded a bracelet with. Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER.

"Vaudeville Wit" includes hundreds of jokes and routines from performers from the 1910s-1920s. Originally published in 1927 by Shrewesbury (Chicago), this book gives an incredible window to American humor at the turn of the century.

The squishy brain of Bill "McSciFi" McCormick has been responsible for many words. Some of them are coherent. What you are holding is a compendium of short stories, fun looks at history, and the greatest rejection letter ever penned. It was so great it started his career.Vorbliss(I)f we accepted "Vorbliss" with its expletives, he would sure as shootin' show up on my doorstep with a pot of bubbling tar in one hand and a bale of freshly-plucked feathers in the other. - Don Webb - Bewildering StoriesA Letter from an EditorOverall, his "Letter" is a magnificent parody of the world's ugliest trends (addiction to video games, offshoring). Tell him that he can write to me any time and that his work is brilliant. I love it, love it, LOVE IT!!! - Marina S.The Writer's StuffIt would be a fine addition to "The F**kening". Bouncing it boobily to the inbox. - Margret TreiberAnd the Beat Goes PhutAfter hundreds of years, all DJ gigs are the same. Minus the death of all things. - D.J. Russ Harris14 FrogsFor the first time in my life, shit makes sense. - Carlos RodriguezTuesdayNo matter how odd the rituals, it's reassuring to know love spans the stars. - Matilda Weatherspoon

"A guide to the horror movie genre for people too afraid to watch horror movies, including plot summaries and key scene descriptions for twenty-five influential films, as well as analysis of each film's role in the genre and in pop culture"--

Intraprendi un'avventura di colorazione interstellare!"Il Libro da Colorare dello Spazio Esterno per Bambini" è un viaggio stellare nel cosmo, progettato per accendere l'immaginazione dei giovani astronauti e degli appassionati di spazio. Questo libro offre 35 illustrazioni uniche e affascinanti di pianeti, astronauti e meraviglie dello spazio, pensate per le menti giovani desiderose di esplorare l'universo. Non è solo un libro da colorare; è un trampolino di lancio per la creatività e l'apprendimento.Perché i Giovani Esploratori Spaziali Ameranno Questo Libro:Tela Cosmica:Scopri la bellezza dello spazio esterno con 35 illustrazioni uniche, ognuna offrendo uno sguardo nell'ampio universo pronto per essere colorato.Adatto ai Piccoli Astronauti:Linee semplici e pulite rendono questi grandi disegni perfetti per le mani giovani, migliorando la loro esperienza di colorazione e accendendo il loro interesse per lo spazio.Divertimento di Colorazione Galattico:Goditi un'esperienza di colorazione senza preoccupazioni, con ogni pagina stampata separatamente, garantendo uno sfondo immacolato per ogni creazione cosmica.Design di Attrazione Universale:Disegni ampi e design semplici rendono la colorazione piacevole ed educativa, perfetta per giovani esploratori.Pronti a Colorare il Cosmo?Iniziamo un'avventura spaziale con il "Libro da Colorare dello Spazio Esterno per Bambini". Prendete i vostri pastelli e portiamo in vita l'universo!Dettagli Tecnici:Cielo Spazioso per Piccole Stelle:Il libro in formato grande è progettato meticolosamente per fornire ampio spazio all'espressione creativa, perfetto per catturare la maestosità del cosmo.Stellare e Resistente:Una copertina lucida di alta qualità rende il libro visivamente attraente e ne garantisce la durata per molte ore di divertimento a colori.Un Universo di Creatività:Con un totale di 71 pagine, comprese 35 pagine da colorare esclusive, questo libro offre una vasta gamma di scene celesti da esplorare

Have fun and dissolve into full-belly laughter all year round with this book!

A HILARIOUS UPSCALE GAY WhodunitTHE SCENE.It was to be a spectacular party for a bevy of elite gay men hosted by greeting card magnate Marc Monarch - famously known for delivering the most audaciously themed events and never without The Big Finish!As the mansion fills, guest Winston Clarke is sharing humorous stories about growing up with his dysfunctional family - having fun getting the laughs over his surreal childhood experiences.The scene shifts when Stephan Denino arrives in hysterics, hijacking everyone's attention with the announcement that his huge, prized collection of fashion dolls has been stolen. He frantically waves around a photo left by the criminal of a naked doll bound by yarn with a gun to its head along with a warning not to tell anyone. But he can't help himself.Is it a kidnapping? Random dolly assassination? Payback?The mystery is afoot for our protagonist Winston, who loves a good story, as he navigates his way through the party and discovers the disturbed captor is anonymously there ... and hasn't finished tormenting Mr. Denino for all to watch and gasp in horror.

"In The Slipstream of Time" is the 2023 winner of the Fezziwig Prize for word-slinging, according to Felix Fezziwig, Chairman and sole member of the Committee to Figure Stuff Out. The Fezziwig Prize carries no monetary award, nor does it confer much recognition or prestige. There is, however, a gala award dinner at Buster's Burger Joint on Old Potato Road, which draws attendees from all over the metro area.In his now-famous acceptance speech, Mr. Kiske said, "I am proud and humble - or maybe humiliated - that y'all gimme this here prize, even though I had to pay for my own hamburger. I don't know if I really deserve it, onna counta all's I done was write down some stuff that happened or maybe I hallucinated or something."One of the attendees, or perhaps a Burger Joint customer, stood and shouted, "Hey, what's that there book about, anyways?""I think about 200 pages," Kiske replied."Well, it is deeply evocative?""Uh..." Kiske stammered."Is it smart, compelling and heartfelt?""Maybe.""Is it a page-turner, a tour-de-force?""Um, I gotta go now," Kiske said as the audience erupted into a chorus of guffaws, belches and farts.

Lancez-vous dans une Aventure de Coloriage Interstellaire !" Livre de Coloriage de l'Espace pour Enfants " est un voyage stellaire dans le cosmos, conçu pour stimuler l'imagination des jeunes astronautes et des passionnés de l'espace. Ce livre propose 35 illustrations uniques et captivantes de planètes, d'astronautes et des merveilles de l'espace, adaptées aux jeunes esprits désireux d'explorer l'univers. Ce n'est pas qu'un simple livre de coloriage ; c'est une rampe de lancement pour la créativité et l'apprentissage.Pourquoi les Jeunes Explorateurs de l'Espace Vont Adorer ce Livre :Toile Cosmique :Découvrez la beauté de l'espace extra-atmosphérique avec 35 illustrations uniques, chacune offrant un aperçu de l'immensité de l'univers qui attend d'être coloriée.Adapté aux Petits Astronautes :Des lignes simples et épurées font de ces grands dessins le choix parfait pour les petites mains, améliorant leur expérience de coloriage et éveillant leur intérêt pour l'espace.Plaisir de Coloriage Galactique :Profitez d'une expérience de coloriage sans soucis, chaque page étant imprimée séparément, garantissant un fond impeccable pour chaque création cosmique.Des Designs Universellement Attrayants :De grands dessins et des designs simples rendent le coloriage agréable et éducatif, parfait pour les jeunes explorateurs.Prêt à Colorier l'Univers ?Embarquons dans une aventure spatiale avec le "Livre de Coloriage de l'Espace pour Enfants". Prenez vos crayons de couleur, et donnons vie à l'univers !Détails Techniques :Des Cieux Spacieux pour les Petites Étoiles :Le livre au grand format est méticuleusement conçu pour offrir suffisamment d'espace pour l'expression créative, idéal pour capturer la majesté du cosmos.Stellaire et Solide :Une couverture brillante de haute qualité rend le livre attrayant visuellement et garantit la durabilité pour de nombreuses heures de plaisir à colorier.Un Univers de Créativité :Avec un total de 71 pages, dont 35 pages de c

Ingen vidste, hvorfor det kun var enlige handicappede mænd, som var slået ihjel i den nedlagte petroleumsfabrik. Hvorfor var der på græsk malet ”Du skal dø for dine synder” på flere af væggene, hvor ligene lå efterladte? Det lokale politi stod uden tydelige spor og måtte til sidst trække det ydmygende kort og bede hovedkontoret sende en specialist. Den tidligere forsidemodel, nu kriminalassistent, Pia Bang, blev sendt til den lille by.Nej, nej, nej, det kommer aldrig til at virke …Vi prøver igen …Undskyld, dette er ikke en krimi. Dette er historien om cirkusdirektør Rudolf Fiaskollinni. Fiaskollinni driver det berygtede cirkus af samme navn. Fiaskollinni lider af storhedsvanvid og en ualmindelig dårlig dømmekraft. Gang på gang træffer cirkusdirektøren tåbelige beslutninger, som han efterfølgende, via sine breve, prøver at vride sig ud af.Han tager dog én rigtig beslutning.

Susie Berta is a freelance writer and contributes a weekly column with her own byline for her local newspaper in Newnan, GA, a lovely town 45 miles south of Atlanta. She has lived in Newnan with her husband, Rick, a veterinarian, since 1977. They raised two boys and have two grandchildren. As an empty nester, she returned to school in 2003 and earned a BFA in Art. Retired from a long career as a professional vocalist/performer, Susie writes full-time about a variety of topics, including motherhood, marriage, life, music, art, writing, cooking, gardening, entertaining, and decorating. She will never retire from writing.

¡Sumérgete en lo Profundo del Azul en Cada Página Colorida!"Libro para Colorear de Tiburones" es una aventura submarina que lleva el fascinante mundo de los tiburones y la vida marina a las manos de jóvenes exploradores. Este libro no es solo una colección de páginas para colorear; es un profundo buceo en las maravillas del océano, diseñado para inspirar, educar y entretener a los niños con 35 ilustraciones únicas y adorables de tiburones.¿Por qué a los Jóvenes Exploradores del Océano les Encantará Este Libro?Maravillas Submarinas:Descubre el impresionante mundo de los tiburones con 35 ilustraciones únicas, cada una capturando la majestuosidad y el misterio de estas increíbles criaturas.Diseñado para Manos Jóvenes:Líneas simples y limpias hacen que estos dibujos grandes sean perfectos para los pequeños artistas, mejorando su experiencia de colorear y el desarrollo de habilidades motoras finas.Creatividad Cristalina:Con cada página impresa por separado, disfruta de una experiencia de colorear limpia y prístina sin preocupaciones de traspaso de tinta.Un Océano de Diversión:Dibujos grandes y diseños simples hacen que colorear sea agradable y gratificante, perfecto para jóvenes entusiastas de los tiburones.¿Listo para Nadar con los Tiburones?Embarquemos en una aventura oceánica con el "Libro para Colorear de Tiburones". ¡Sumérgete en el coloreo hoy!Detalles Técnicos:Amplios Lienzos Oceánicos:El libro de gran formato está diseñado cuidadosamente para brindar un amplio espacio para la expresión creativa, perfecto para el coloreo aventurero de los niños.Duradero y Listo para el Buceo:Una cubierta de alta calidad y brillante agrega un toque de belleza oceánica y garantiza durabilidad para muchas horas de diversión coloreando.Viaje de Descubrimiento:Con un total de 71 páginas, que incluyen 35 páginas de colorear exclusivas, este libro ofrece una amplia variedad de tiburones y vida marina para explorar y colorear.

Laugh out loud, cringeworthy and occasionally painful stories of friendship. Have you ever had a frully in your life? Do you find the rules of friendship baffling? Or have you had friends from before you are even born?Cringe along with with these tales about the good, the bad, and the downright ridiculous friendships we make, and escape throughout our lives

This book is a humorous look at some heartbreaking life challenges. Joy is a spirit that heals. Laughter is good medicine and crying keeps us humble. This isn't the football field is an easy read that may bring you some relatable laughter and tears.

A bite-size guide to help aspiring Dungeon Masters get up to speed on the Forgotten Realms, filled with advice and tips on where to go, what to see, and ways to avoid a horrible death in the dazzling and deadly world of Dungeons & Dragons.The Forgotten Realms are dangerous. Well, actually, that's an understatement. The Forgotten Realms are a death trap... But they're also very exciting, packed with amazing sights, captivating characters and fun locations to explore. And that's where this book comes in. From the point of view of Falgriss, a newly invented character from D&D's lore, this book will answer your burning questions in chapters covering deadly fauna, magical mishaps, urban perils, merciless monsters, and much more.Survive your early Dungeons & Dragons adventures with this informative and entertaining travel guide:An introduction for new Dungeons & Dragons players who want an overview of this stunning, magical world - or the perfect gift for a fan who wants to refresh their knowledge.Specially commissioned artwork that casts the Forgotten Realms in enticing detail, from deadly ogres' lairs to the finest tavern in Baldur's Gate.Topics include magical mishaps, weapons and gear, social survival, navigation, allies and companions, crime and punishment, location breakdowns, and how-to guides for fighting iconic monsters.With this handy and humorous guide at your fingertips, your adventures throughout the Forgotten Realms will end in fame and fortune - rather than in something else's stomach...(c) and (TM) 2024 Wizards of the Coast