The Sexy Seniors of South Branch: Tilly and Elmer - Expanded Collection - Gene Clements - Bog

This Expanded Collection edition of The Sexy Seniors of South Branch now includes ten short stories chronicling the adventures and misadventures of Tilly and Elmer, a sexagenarian couple from South Branch, Iowa. They've been married nearly fifty years, but they're still as frisky as they were back when they were dating in high school. (Their high school exploits are the subject of the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, Coming of Age in South Branch). While they are just as frisky, they are not as thin, athletic, or flexible as they once were. Where there's a will there's a way though, and Tilly and Elmer manage to get themselves into, and usually out of, some funny, surprising, sexy, and occasionally embarrassing adventures.- Skinny-Dipping Scandal recounts Tilly and Elmer's attempt to recreate an afternoon of skinny-dipping and risky romance they remember from their younger days. No one observed them the first time, but this time not all of the tweets come from the birds overhead.- An awkward evening is the subject of Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion. Each meets an old flame, but like Tilly and Elmer, their fantasy paramours are 50 years older than they once were.- In Tilly and Elmer go to Las Vegas, Tilly and Elmer revisit Las Vegas to try and recapture their lost youth. They don't come back any younger, but when they get home, they find their misadventures have made them local celebrities.- Tilly and Elmer get Crazy when Tilly reads a magazine article on how to drive your man crazy in the bedroom. By the end, both Tilly & Elmer are a little crazy.- Elmer has restored the '52 Chevy pickup he had when he and Tilly were dating in high school. Their attempt to enjoy the intimacy of the small truck cab as they did back then, however, proves more painful than it used to be in Truck Tryst.- In Tilly and Elmer Get Warmed Up, they try to recreate a snowy tryst they had as teenagers, but this time, getting naked in the woods during mid-winter doesn't turn out to have the same appeal it once did. - Elmer goes out fishing, leaving Tilly home to spend the hot afternoon reading a sexy novel about a wench and a woodsman in Tilly's Afternoon Delight. When a young, handsome woodsman arrives in person to trim their backyard oak tree, her afternoon's entertainment becomes more complicated, especially after Tilly loses track of how many gin and tonics she's had.- Tilly and Elmer -in- Decent Exposure. Tilly and Elmer's formerly hidden talents, now shockingly revealed, are the talk of South Branch. - Our favorite sexagenarians' daughter and son-in-law arrive early for dinner and discover Tilly and Elmer, naked and Snug as Two Bugs, on the kitchen floor. - Elmer experiences his first nude beach, and tries a few other surprising things, when he and Tilly visit San Francisco inTilly and Elmer Trip Out.